There was a Blonde

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[klmn903]

The Old Couple

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"I use to date a girl from Monmouth", shared the policeman, "She was the worst piece of a** I ever had!"
"What, what did he say?" said the little old lady.
"Said he thinks he knows you!" replied the little old man.

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